Here is the part where I say something particularly witty and funny.
Whatever in life be your goal, keep your eye on the bagel and not the hole 

Enough of thaaaaat. You want to see something funny, right?  No? Quoi? You want to eat my bagel? Well, hate to burst your bubble (sorry, Adam) but this Bagel is MINE!!!

Get your own bagel.

Maybe the frogs will give you thier baguettes. They're sorta like bagels, in the bread sense, but longer and they don't have that hole in the middle. But you can sword fight with them, which is always fun (especially when you break it on somebody head).

Stop looking at me like that.... 
Do I look like a bagel to you
?